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Funny Intelligence Tests - 56 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Are you ready to be amused by our collection of funny intelligence tests? While they are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone, they won't exactly tax your brain. There are 56 jokes in this category.
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Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Of course they do.
Of course they do.
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
Only one. When he was born.
A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. Even though the lady is the beggar's sister, the beggar is not the woman's brother. How can that be?
Because the beggar is a woman.
Because the beggar is a woman.
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Because he is still alive.
How many outs are there in an inning?
6
6
Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?
70
70
If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove, which one would you light first?
The Match!
The Match!
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
9
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
12
Stupid people should have stupid signs....
One day, I was sitting on the SCHOOL bus, and a new guy came on, sat beside me, and asked, 'You going to school?'
'Nope!' I said, 'I just wanted to see where this bus was heading to.
'.....'Here's your sign.'
One day, I was sitting on the SCHOOL bus, and a new guy came on, sat beside me, and asked, 'You going to school?'
'Nope!' I said, 'I just wanted to see where this bus was heading to.
'.....'Here's your sign.'
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.
One. After that, it isn't empty.