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Funny Intelligence Tests - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our funny intelligence tests.
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Which burns longer, a red or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall and wears a size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.
Candy.
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Because it can't sit down.
Because it can't sit down.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 ate 9
If a red house is constructed with red bricks, a blue house with blue bricks, and a yellow house with yellow bricks, one might wonder what materials are used to build a green house.
Green Bricks?
No, glass.
Green Bricks?
No, glass.
Where do the eggs come from if a farmer has two eggs for breakfast every morning but doesn't own any chickens or get them from anyone else?
From his ducks.
From his ducks.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
Your right elbow.
What type of ring is always square?
A boxing ring.
A boxing ring.
What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
A towel.
What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
A passing remark.
What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.
Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
Because the others are weekdays.