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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
You are in a steel room with no windows, doors or openings. All you have is a matchbook...how do you get out?
Answer: Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three...Your Out!
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the document.
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
Stupid people should have stupid signs....
One day I was sitting on the SCHOOL bus and a new guy came on, sat beside me and asked "You going to school?"
"Nope!" I said, "I just wanted to see where this bus was head'n to.
"....."Here's your sign."
Submitted by: Daryl Matheson
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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