What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
'What can go all around the world and still stay in one comer?'
'A postage stamp.'
'What runs around a garden but never moves?'
'A fence.'
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
It always waves.
What kind of tree can fit in your hand?
A palm tree.
What is small, brown and carries a suitcase?
A handle.
If three men, two women and four children were trying to stand under an umbrella, why didn't any of them get wet?
Because it wasn't raining.
What flies but doesn't go anywhere when it is up?
A flag.
What can you hold without touching it?
A conversation.
What never asks questions, but usually get an answer?
A telephone.
What has no legs yet runs down hills?
Water.
What runs around a field without moving?
A fence.