Why is the letter E lazy?
Because it is always in bed.
What is always dressing?
Salad cream.
If two wrongs do not make a right, what did two rights make?
An airplane.
When does the moon weigh the most?
When it is full.
What date is a command to go forwards?
March 4th.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in every moment but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
When is the moon heaviest?
When it's full.
What is often brought to a table, and cut, yet is never eaten?
A pack of playing cards.