Funny Intelligence Tests - Page 5 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our funny intelligence tests.

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Why is the letter E lazy?
Because it is always in bed.

What is always dressing?
Salad cream.

If two wrongs do not make a right, what did two rights make?
An airplane.

When does the moon weigh the most?
When it is full.

What date is a command to go forwards?
March 4th.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in every moment but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad. With a sports car around it.

Some bacon and eggs walked into a bar.
The bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

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