Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 3

A mother got a call from her daughter telling her that she had eloped with a French nobleman.
The shocked mother called her lawyer and asked, "What's a marquee?"
The lawyer replied, "a structure placed over the entrance to a hotel or theater."
"Good lord," sobbed the mother.
"My daughter has just gone and married one."

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: "Williams, I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!"
Williams replied: "Thank you very much, sir."

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?