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Miscellaneous Jokes
The future isn't what it used to be.
Miscellaneous Jokes
After taxiing down the runway, the airliner suddenly stopped, then turned around and returned to the gate. About an hour later it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was very concerned about the noise one of the engines was making," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find another pilot."
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Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Fred: Can you lend me a dollar please?
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.
Submitted by: TJ
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Do you feel like a glass of orange juice?
Why? Do I look like one?
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Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.

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