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Miscellaneous Jokes
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Fred: Can you lend me a dollar please?
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.
Submitted by: TJ
Miscellaneous Jokes
Do you feel like a glass of orange juice?
Why? Do I look like one?
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Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English "s".
Miscellaneous Jokes
What international award might you win if you reduce your weight by 40lbs?
The Nobelly Prize.

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