Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

A little withered old man walks into a timber company office and applies for a lumberjack job. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and looks much too weak to fell trees.
The old man picks up an axe and walks over to a huge redwood. As he goes to work, a high-pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everywhere, and the odor of burning wood fills the air. In record time, the old man has finished chopping down the tree.
'That's just astounding,'the foreman says, 'wherever did you learn to chop down trees like that?'
'Well now,' the old man smiles, 'have you ever heard of the Sahara Forest?'
'You mean the Sahara Desert.'
'Sure, that's what it's called NOW...'

A man was shipwrecked on a desert island. He built himself a grass and straw shelter, and everything was OK until a flock of Terns flew onto the island. The terns started pecking at his shelter, weakening it. This would not do, so the usually gentle man started throwing stones at the terns till all flew away save one. Well, the man figured that one tern could do no harm, so he didn't bother to chase it away. The last tern kept pecking at the shelter till it fell in upon the sleeping man, smothering him.
What is the moral of this story?
Never leave a tern unstoned!!!

The Abbot of the Monastery was very strict in his routine. Each morning, he'd come out of his cell, go into the main room where all the monks were sitting, and chant 'Good Morning.' They would chant back, 'Good Morning.' At the evening meal, he'd enter the room and sing 'Good Evening,' and they would reply in kind. One morning, though, in response to his greeting, he distinctly heard one monk sing 'Good Evening.' Wondering if his ears were going, he sang 'Good Morning,' only to hear the anomalous greeting again. Looking about the room, he sang 'Someone Chanted 'Evening.''