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Jokes About Marriage - 195 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some funny jokes and stories about marriage and married life. You will laugh out loud and smile after reading these stories. There's something funny about them that everyone can relate to, whether or not they are married. There are 195 jokes in this category.
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'Honey, you look the same as you did when I married you fifteen years ago.'
'I should. I'm wearing the same dress.'
'I should. I'm wearing the same dress.'
For years, I used to be my own worst critic, and then I got married.
Friend: 'When are you thinking of getting married?'
Single girl: 'All the time.'
Single girl: 'All the time.'
He married her for her looks, but not the ones he's been getting lately.
He's been happily married for nine years, and nine out of twelve isn't a bad average.
His favorite trick is running his wedding movies backward so he can watch himself walk out of church a free man.
In his marriage, he only gets to open his mouth when he yawns.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Mary: 'Would you marry a man who was your inferior?'
Margaret: 'If I marry at all, he will be.'
Margaret: 'If I marry at all, he will be.'
My wife and I were married in a public toilet. It was a marriage of convenience.
Their marriage is a 50-50 deal. Half the time, she's right, and half the time, he's wrong.
Two husbands were earnestly discussing marriage. 'You know, I never knew the meaning of happiness until I got married,' observed one.
'Yes,' replied the second man sadly, 'and by then it was too late.'
'Yes,' replied the second man sadly, 'and by then it was too late.'