This is page 1 of 12. Showing jokes 1 to 10
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"
"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
You are currently on page 1 of 12
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next Last