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Mother-In-Law Jokes - 30 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
We are pleased to share with you a hand-picked selection of jokes and humorous stories regarding the delicate subject of the mother-in-law. Our team has taken great care to ensure that the content is presented in a thoughtful and respectful manner, while still providing some lighthearted entertainment. We hope that our selection will be received in the spirit in which it is intended, and that it will provide an enjoyable diversion for those who choose to engage with it. There are 30 jokes in this category.
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I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
'Guess what? My mother-in-law has mysteriously vanished, completely disappeared from home. Just like that.'
'Have you given her description to the police?'
'No, they'd never believe me.'
'Have you given her description to the police?'
'No, they'd never believe me.'
You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.
One day, when a young wife returned home, she was shocked to find her mother with her feet in a bucket of water and her finger stuck in the light socket. The young husband stood by the switch. "Hey there," the mother said, "George came up with this amazing idea to help with my rheumatism."
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.'
'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.'
'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried your mother-in-law last week.'
'Had to... she was dead.'
'Had to... she was dead.'
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married and, at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
My mother-in-law arrived today.
I knew it was her when she knocked on the front door, and all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
I knew it was her when she knocked on the front door, and all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
A genie granted three wishes to a guy who detested his mother-in-law.
Genie: 'Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE.'
First wish: 'I would like one billion dollars.'
Genie: 'OK, but mom gets two billion.'
Second wish: 'I would like an island off the coast of Greece.'
Genie: 'OK, but mom gets two islands.'
Third wish: ' I would like you to beat me half to death.'
Genie: 'Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE.'
First wish: 'I would like one billion dollars.'
Genie: 'OK, but mom gets two billion.'
Second wish: 'I would like an island off the coast of Greece.'
Genie: 'OK, but mom gets two islands.'
Third wish: ' I would like you to beat me half to death.'
Hey there, Bill. I was saddened to learn about your mother-in-law's passing. What was the complaint?
George: We haven't had any so far.
George: We haven't had any so far.