Mother-In-Law Jokes - Page 3 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about the mother-in-law.

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'I'm going home to mother. I should have listened to her 20 years ago.'
'Go ahead, honey. She's still talking!'

No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.

They say every woman has her price. I've got a mother-in-law I can let you have cheap.

My mother-in-law often gets a migraine headache - probably because her halo's too tight.

What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

I wouldn't say that my mother-in-law has a sharp tongue, but she can slice bread with it.

When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied. "Tell him my mother isn't coming to stay with us after all."

A mother‐in‐law sent two ties to her son‐in-law for his birthday. When a few weeks later, she was invited for lunch, he wore one of them in the hope of pleasing her. But the meal was a tense and uncomfortable one, with his Mother‐in‐law maintaining a stony silence. Finally she spoke.
"Alright, what's wrong with the other tie."

The only thing my mother-in-law would share willingly with me is a contagious disease.

You think you've got troubles? My mother-in-law has a twin sister.

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