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Mother-In-Law Jokes - Page 3 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about the mother-in-law.
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'I'm going home to mother. I should have listened to her 20 years ago.'
'Go ahead, honey. She's still talking!'
'Go ahead, honey. She's still talking!'
No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.
They say every woman has her price. I've got a mother-in-law I can let you have cheap.
My mother-in-law often gets a migraine headache - probably because her halo's too tight.
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
Two mothers-in-law.
I wouldn't say that my mother-in-law has a sharp tongue, but she can slice bread with it.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Education
At graduation time, millions of graduates go out to seek their fortunes while millions of parents try to rebuild theirs.Change A Light Bulb
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?None. 'We'll fix it in software.'
Golf
He hits into sandtraps so often that he had to trade in his golf cart for a dune buggy.Police
A man was caught stealing helium balloons. Police kept him for a while before releasing him.Work
Succeed in spite of management.For Children
What do sea monsters like to have as a snack?Potato ships.
Restaurants Food
Why were the strawberries crying?Because they were in a jam!