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Jokes About Husbands - Page 1
Here are some jokes about husbands. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
He remembered it.
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
Avril: I have fourteen children.
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Alcohol
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Musicians
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Did you hear about the pig who began hiding her food in November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Reindeer
I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.