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Jokes About Husbands - Page 1
Here are some jokes about husbands. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
He remembered it.
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
Avril: I have fourteen children.
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Shopping
I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
Lizards
Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Wife
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Less
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Coffee
Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
It's real hot stuff.
Fool
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.