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Jokes About Husbands - Page 1


Here are some jokes about husbands. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Husbands
Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
Jokes About Husbands
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
Jokes About Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
Jokes About Husbands
Avril: I have fourteen children.
Jane: My goodness! Didn’t you run out of names to call them?
Avril: No, but I ran out of names to call my husband!
Jokes About Husbands
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Jokes About Husbands
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.

Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.

Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.