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Jokes about Wives - Page 1
Here are our jokeas about wives. There are 16 jokes in this category.
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John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Submitted by: Roger
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Submitted by: Wendy W
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one
wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!