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Jokes About Marriage
Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
Jokes About Marriage
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Jokes About Marriage
Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
Jokes About Marriage
I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
Jokes About Marriage
Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.
Mr Brown: It works!
Jokes About Marriage
Wife: What do you mean coming home half drunk at this time of night?
Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.
Jokes About Marriage
Husband: Let's go out on the town tonight and have some fun.
Wife: Yeah, but if you get home before me, remember to leave the front door open.
Jokes About Marriage
It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.
Jokes About Marriage
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?"
"Oh, a Labrador dog, I think," replied the housewife. "They're so well-behaved.
Jokes About Marriage
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

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