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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life.

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Jokes About Marriage
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
Jokes About Marriage
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
Jokes About Marriage
One neighbor was talking to another neighbor in his garden when an automobile horn blew. He jumped as though very scared. His host said: Why do you jump every time you hear an automobile horn blow?
He replied: Last week my wife ran away with the chauffeur and everytime I hear an automobile horn blow it frightens me.
I'm afraid he's bringing her back.
Jokes About Marriage
First Husband: Sometimes I get annoyed with my wife. She's always wanting to run her fingers through my hair.
Second Husband: You're a lucky guy. My wife's always running her fingers through my wallet.
Jokes About Marriage
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Jokes About Marriage
Marriage: The first union to defy management.
Jokes About Marriage
Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
Jokes About Marriage
A man is getting married and is standing beside his bride in the church. Next to him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, "Why have you brought your golf clubs?"
The groom replies, "Well, this isn’t going to take all day, is it?"
Jokes About Marriage
Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
Jokes About Marriage
My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

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