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Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
George: I'll be on my own for the next two weeks.
Richard: Why is that?
George: Once a year my wife goes home to spend two weeks with her mother. It's sort of a refresher course in nagging.
Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
A husband and wife went to see a marriage guidance counselor.
"This is the problem," the husband said. "We've been married ten years. For the last eight, we haven't been able to agree on anything."
The counselor looked at the Wife. "Is that correct?” he asked.
"Definitely not," she answered. "We haven't been able to agree on anything for the last nine years."
The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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