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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life.

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Jokes About Marriage
What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
Jokes About Marriage
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Jokes About Marriage
The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
Jokes About Marriage
George: I'll be on my own for the next two weeks.
Richard: Why is that?
George: Once a year my wife goes home to spend two weeks with her mother. It's sort of a refresher course in nagging.
Jokes About Marriage
Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
Jokes About Marriage
Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
Jokes About Marriage
We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
Jokes About Marriage
A husband and wife went to see a marriage guidance counselor.
"This is the problem," the husband said. "We've been married ten years. For the last eight, we haven't been able to agree on anything."
The counselor looked at the Wife. "Is that correct?” he asked.
"Definitely not," she answered. "We haven't been able to agree on anything for the last nine years."
Jokes About Marriage
The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
Jokes About Marriage
Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.

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