Jokes About Marriage - Page 7

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better.

Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."

Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Marriage - Female going from lipstick to broomstick.

Bigamy: one wife too many
Monogamy same thing.

Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too.

It used to be wine, women and song. Now it's beer, the old lady, and TV.

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