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Jokes About Marriage
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Submitted by: Rob
Jokes About Marriage
Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.
Jokes About Marriage
The two men had been introduced at a party and were sitting in silence, amid the noise of the celebrations, sipping their drinks.
After a few minutes one of them said, "You may have noticed that I'm a man of few words."
"Yes, I'm married too," the other man quietly replied.
Jokes About Marriage
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Jokes About Marriage
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but every morning I pass your house on my way to work, and couldn't help noticing that every day you hit your husband on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
Jokes About Marriage
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Submitted by: Billy
Jokes About Marriage
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Jokes About Marriage
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Jokes About Marriage
I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
Jokes About Marriage
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

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