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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O'

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The joke topics listed on this page are: - Octopus - Offers - Office Parties - Offices - Oil - Old - Old Ladies - Onions - Opinions - Opticians.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?

How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...

Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

'I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised; I didn't even know I had been fired.'

'Duties will vary.'
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.