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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'
Office
In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the
one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
Octopus
Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
Obedient
My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
Office
"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Octopus
Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
Offers
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
Office
"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
Octal
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Octopus
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.