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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Octopus - Offers - Office Parties - Offices - Oil - Old - Old Ladies - Onions - Opinions - Opticians.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

Old teachers do not die; they simply lose their class.

When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, 'Will you still love me when I'm old and grey?'
'Sure I do,' he mumbled.

Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.