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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Octopus - Offers - Office Parties - Offices - Oil - Old - Old Ladies - Onions - Opinions - Opticians.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!