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Joke Topic - 'Oil'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Oil'.

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Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.


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Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.

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