Joke Topic - 'Oil' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Oil'.

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

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What is tall, Italian, and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.

Teacher: Today, I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

Please don't cross the railway lines; they take hours to unravel

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.