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Joke Topic - 'Oil'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Oil'.

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Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.


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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

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