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Joke Topic - 'Oil'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Oil'.


Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

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it's full of currants!


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Because the others are weekdays.


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Because its full of fans.

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