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Joke Topic - 'Oil'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Oil'.
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
A squeak that oils itself.
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Doctors
My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
it's full of currants!
Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
A boar!
Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
Fool
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Programmers
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Weekdays
Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
Because the others are weekdays.
Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
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