Joke Topic - 'Oil'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Oil'.

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

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What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, 'Get out. We don't serve your type in here.'

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.