Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Oranges - Outlaws - Overweight - Owls - Oysters.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

Why did the orange have to stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.