Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Oranges - Outlaws - Overweight - Owls - Oysters.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Why did the orange have to stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.