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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - One Eye - One Of The Family - One Of Those Things - Onions - Online Banking - Open - Open The Door - Opera - Operating - Operation - Opinion - Opinions - Opportunities - Optician - Orange - Oranges - Organic - Original - Out Of Breath - Outer Space.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

Open

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

One of the family

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.

Onions

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

One of those things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

Online banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.

One eye

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.