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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - On Time - One Eye - One Of The Family - One Of Those Things - Onion - Onions - Online Banking - Open - Open The Door - Opera - Operating - Operation - Opinion - Opinions - Opportunities - Optician - Orange - Oranges - Organic - Original.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'


How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!


Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

One of those things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

On time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.

One eye

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

One of the family

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.