Joke Topic - 'Overweight' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Overweight'.

Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

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Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

He's as smart as a politician and as honest.

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

Old policemen never die; they just cop out.

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken-down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?