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Joke Topic - 'Owls'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.


There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What kind of books do owls like to read?

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Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.


Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.


I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

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