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Joke Topic - 'Owls' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
1>Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
There was me and my brother in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
3>I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
1>Whoo-dunnits.
What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
1>Owl-oween.
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
1>Owld Lang Syne.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
2>A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
1>He didn't give a hoot.