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Joke Topic - 'Owls'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.


There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What kind of books do owls like to read?

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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.


Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.


Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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