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Joke Topic - 'Owls'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.


There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What kind of books do owls like to read?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."


What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.


How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.


Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.

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