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Joke Topic - 'Owls'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.


There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What kind of books do owls like to read?

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Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


What Sort of cheese is made backwards?


Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.

King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

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