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Joke Topic - 'Owls'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.

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There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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