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Joke Topic - 'Owls'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.

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There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.

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