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Joke Topic - 'Owls'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.

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There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.


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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

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