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Joke Topic - 'Owls'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.

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There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.


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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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