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Joke Topic - 'Owls'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Owls'.

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There was me and my brother, in this cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.'
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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.


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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

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