Joke Topic - 'Outlaws' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Outlaws'.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

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A man on a horse.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.

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What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
'I love you with all my art.'

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.