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Joke Topic - 'Outlaws' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Outlaws'.
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted.
When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bananas
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
It wasn't peeling well.
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Chickens
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Dandruff
What do you call a wizard with chronic dandruff?
A blizzard.
A blizzard.
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire, and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Donuts
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Vacations
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
To his summer Hyde-away.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps, and she didn't know how to cook them?
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Hog the ball.