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Joke Topic - 'Outlaws'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Outlaws'.

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What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.


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Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

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