Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Permanent
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Dracula
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
School
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Christmas
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Tooth
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Jamaican
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
Change A Light Bulb
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.