Joke Topic - 'Oranges' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Oranges'.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.

Why did the orange have to stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!