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Joke Topic - 'Opticians' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Opticians'.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
2>He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
2>He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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