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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.
Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert, Stop That At Once!
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert, Stop That At Once!
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Flowers
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
You get collie-flowers.
Feet
Yo mama's feet are so big; her shoes need license plates.
Monsters
Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
Flies
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'
Cannibals
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Dogs
Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
He won a collarship.
Fish
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
Scottish
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
Owld Lang Syne.