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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
The Titanic
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
About half way.
A Postage Stamp
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
A postage stamp.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Death
A fate worse than death is better than dying
Truck Driver
Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Change
Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Doctor
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
Marriage
When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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