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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

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