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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

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