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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

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