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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Weekdays

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

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