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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.

A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.


A fate worse than death is better than dying

Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.


Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.


The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.


When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

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