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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Banks

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.

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