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Joke Topic - 'Old Ladies'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Old Ladies'.
Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert, Stop That At Once!
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert, Stop That At Once!
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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