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Joke Topic - 'Onions'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.


How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.


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A woofle.


Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.


What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
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Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.


How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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