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Joke Topic - 'Onions' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.
How do you start an onion race?
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
A hot dog.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Reality
Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
- there is a fault in reality
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've got rotten teeth, bad breath, and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctors
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.
One. After that, it isn't empty.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
An English sleep dog.
Candles
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Fat
Yo momma is so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.