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Joke Topic - 'Onions'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.

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How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

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