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Joke Topic - 'Onions'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.


How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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Rudolph's nose.


I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

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