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Joke Topic - 'Onions' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.
How do you start an onion race?
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
1>'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
2>Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
1>A hot dog.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
2>No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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