Joke Topic - 'Onions' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.

How do you start an onion race?
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

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Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

How does a witch know what time it is?
With a witch watch.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.