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Joke Topic - 'Onions'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Onions'.

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How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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