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Joke Topic - 'Office Parties'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Office Parties'.


The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

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How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.


Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.


Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.


What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

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