Magicians
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Bees
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Water
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
Ducks
What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Parrots
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
Christmas Presents
Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
Fish
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Children
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.