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Joke Topic - 'Office Parties'


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The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.


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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

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