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Joke Topic - 'Office Parties'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Office Parties'.


The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.


What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.


Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.


Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

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