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Joke Topic - 'Office Parties'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Office Parties'.

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The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.


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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

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