Joke Topic - 'Offices'

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.