Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
Girlfriends
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Light Bulbs
How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
Cats
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Pessimists
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
Mummy
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.