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Joke Topic - 'Offices'


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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

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