Joke Topic - 'Old'

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.