Joke Topic - 'Octopus' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.

What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.