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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

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