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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.


What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

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