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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.
Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.
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Nadia who?
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Nadia who?
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