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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.


Watch out for the idiot behind me.


Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!


What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.


Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

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