Joke Topic - 'Octopus'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

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