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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

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