Joke Topic - 'Octopus'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

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