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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

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