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Joke Topic - 'Octopus'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Octopus'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

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