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Joke Topic - 'Offers'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Offers'.
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He felt crummy.
He felt crummy.
Kings
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Henry the 1/8th.
Santa Claus
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.
that wraps it up for another year.
Steaks
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
His job was at steak.
Bears
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Winnie the Moo.
Pigs
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Robbery with violins.
Teachers
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
Bosses
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.