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Joke Topic - 'Offers'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

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