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Joke Topic - 'Offers'

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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

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I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.

Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"


What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?


What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.


Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.


What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

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