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Joke Topic - 'Offers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Offers'.

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

Airports

Someday, my boat will come in
- and with my luck, I'll be at the airport

Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap.
He replied, 'Sorry sir, all ours go woof.'

Eyes

Eye drops off the shelf

Athletes

What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.

Magicians

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.

Wives

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

Marriage

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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