Joke Topic - 'Offers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Offers'.

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

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How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

Someday, my boat will come in
- and with my luck, I'll be at the airport

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap.
He replied, 'Sorry sir, all ours go woof.'

Eye drops off the shelf

What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.