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Joke Topic - 'Offers'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Car Driver

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

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