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Joke Topic - 'Offers'

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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

Car Driver

Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.


Autopsy is a dying art


Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.


What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red who?

A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

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