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Joke Topic - 'Offers'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

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