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Joke Topic - 'Offers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Offers'.


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


Do me a favor...Steal this car.


What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

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