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Joke Topic - 'Offers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Offers'.
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
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London
Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when visiting his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
He drank Canada Dry.
Teenagers
How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Do it yourself - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?'
'Do it yourself - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?'
Zebras
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Tarzan stripes forever.
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
The lawyer charges more.
Quasimodo
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
Eyes
Eye drops off the shelf
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Money
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Because we are all in knead of it.