Here are some randomly selected joke topics
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Car Driver
Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
Autopsy
Autopsy is a dying art
Coffee
Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
Bees
What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Deer
What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
Books
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
A Bakery
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.