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Joke Topic - 'Offers'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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