Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sail
Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
Let Me In
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Optician
Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
Teenagers
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Dog
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Drunks
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.