Joke Topic - 'Opinions' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Opinions'.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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I used to think.
What made you stop?

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

Her boyfriend is so stupid. He thought they said trains when they were handing out brains, so he asked for a slow one.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry, it's just a gilt complex!

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.