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Joke Topic - 'Opinions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opinions'.

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

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