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Joke Topic - 'Opinions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opinions'.

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

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