Joke Topic - 'Opinions' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Opinions'.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock, you know.'
My brother said, 'Well, don't get wound up about it.'

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

After rolling around in the mud, why did the chicken decide to cross the road again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play.