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Joke Topic - 'Opinions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opinions'.

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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