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Christmas Jokes - Page 9 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, 'I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!'
What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
Rude-olph.
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
My pop is bigger than yours.
Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
Mean-opoly.
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.
Mistle-toes.
What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
Ewele-tide Carols!
What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y', of course!
The letter 'Y', of course!