An unemployed Santa Claus is a ho-ho hobo!
I spent more than I meant to this Christmas. My wife exchanged her present for something more expensive.
Why did Santa Claus become unemployed?
The elves gave him the sack.
Why can't Santa ask his bank for a loan?
Because all of his bank accounts are frozen!
What do you call a vampire Father Christmas
Sack-u-la.
Why did the boy's grandmother knit him three socks as a Christmas present?
Because he wrote and told her that he had grown an extra foot.
Teacher: Who can tell me where Turkey is?
Pupil: We ate ours last Christmas, Miss.
If you receive a parcel of herbs and spices at Christmas time would it be labelled 'Seasons Greetings'?
Famous book - Want a kiss?
by Miss L Toh
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always completely stuffed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when they looked out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear."