Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle we ask Santa for the Christmas?
What's the best key to get for Christmas Day?A turkey!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.
Sadly, all some men get for Christmas are their wives' relatives.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmastime?
Cross-mouse cards.
At the end of Christmas Day why does Father Christmas start crying?
Because he gets a little santamental.
What do you call Santa when he is wandering around the South Pole?
A lost Claus.
What do Eskimos use to buy their Christmas presents?
Ice lolly.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus - I want to go home for Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
What did the Christmas tree say to the sad Christmas lights?
You need to lighten up!
What kind of wine do cannibals have with their Christmas dinner?
One with lots of body.