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Christmas Jokes - Page 12 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
He felt pretty down.
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Joe bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend said, 'I thought she wanted a Mercedes sports car.'
' She did,' he replied. 'But where would I find a fake one of those?'
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend said, 'I thought she wanted a Mercedes sports car.'
' She did,' he replied. 'But where would I find a fake one of those?'
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman will be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Because no woman will be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Because he has a black belt!
What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
A Holly Davidson!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
A pork-u-pine.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
In a ho ho hotel.
Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
He was charged with assault.
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
You get tinselitis.
What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'