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Christmas Jokes - Page 22 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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What do you call two girls wearing Christmas decorations on their heads?
Holly and Ivy!
Holly and Ivy!
Where does Santa Claus go when he's finished delivering presents?
He goes ho-ho-home.
He goes ho-ho-home.
What do you call a reindeer that is sad?
Blue-dolph.
Blue-dolph.
Johnny: Will the Christmas pudding be long?
Mother: No, it'll be the round the same as usual.
Mother: No, it'll be the round the same as usual.
Where do ghosts go for entertainment at Christmas?
To a phantomime.
To a phantomime.
I just love Christmas. Every year I receive lots of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
Why don't aliens have a good time at Christmas?
They don't want to give away their presence.
They don't want to give away their presence.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alii.
Alii who?
Alii want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Who's there?
Alii.
Alii who?
Alii want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Did you hear about the invisible Santa?
You can't see him, but you do feel his presents.
You can't see him, but you do feel his presents.