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Christmas Jokes - Page 10 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
You get a Christmas quacker.
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
Platform shoes.
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.
Jungle bells, jungle bells.
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
Dasher.
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
The elf-abet.
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Because he got the sack.
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
In the snow bank.