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Christmas Jokes - Page 11 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
Santa jaws.
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
It's full of currants!
It's full of currants!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
A UF ho ho ho!
What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
'Yule never walk alone.'
'Yule never walk alone.'
Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
They go to Wool-mart!
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He felt crummy.
He felt crummy.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
They both drop their needles.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.
that wraps it up for another year.
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Jingle Smells.
Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards.
'What on earth is this?' she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
'Why did you do that?' Gary responds. 'You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!'
'What on earth is this?' she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
'Why did you do that?' Gary responds. 'You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!'
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!