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Christmas Jokes - Page 14 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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What does Santa say when he is feeling ill?
OH OH NO!
OH OH NO!
Who rides in a sleigh and hands out Christmas presents, yet has many faults?
Santa Flaws.
Santa Flaws.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil.
Who's there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil.
Why is it always so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Did you hear about Count Dracula's Christmas party?
It was a real scream.
It was a real scream.
What is the most popular wine at Christmas?
Do I have to eat the Brussels sprouts?
Do I have to eat the Brussels sprouts?
One Christmas, a camping supplies store was having a sale and the assistant manager suggested the following advertising slogan - "Now is the winter offer-discount tents."
What do you call a woman that only comes out at Christmas?
Carol.
Carol.
What do you call the fear of meeting a fat man in a red suit in a confined space?
Santaclaustrophobia.
Santaclaustrophobia.
What do you call a man who only works on the perfume counter of the department store at Christmas time?
Frank in scents.
Frank in scents.
What do you call a man who hosts a television quiz show on Christmas day?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
What Christmas carol do monsters sing each Christmas?
Deck the halls with poison ivy.
Deck the halls with poison ivy.