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Christmas Jokes - Page 15 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Julie: Why did your boyfriend return the tie you gave him for Christmas?
Anne: He said it was too tight.
Anne: He said it was too tight.
Who sings "Love me tender", while he makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.
Santa's little Elvis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a Christmas present.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a Christmas present.
Why did the shopkeeper put bells on his scales each Christmas?
So they would jingle all the weigh.
So they would jingle all the weigh.
Why does Santa Claus always come down the chimney to deliver your Christmas presents?
Because it soots him.
Because it soots him.
A little girl climbed onto Santa's lap in the Christmas grotto. "And what would you like for Christmas little girl?" asked Santa.
The girl stared at him in disbelief and said: "Didn't you get my text message?"
The girl stared at him in disbelief and said: "Didn't you get my text message?"
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.
Horn-aments.
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas song?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Who does Santa do if his sleigh breaks down?
He calls the abominable towman.
He calls the abominable towman.
Where does Santa keep his money?
In a snowbank.
In a snowbank.
Where do elves go to dance?
The Christmas ball!
The Christmas ball!