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Christmas Jokes - Page 18 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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What often falls at Christmas but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Snow!
What is a sheep's favorite Christmas song?
"All I Want for Christmas Is Ewe."
"All I Want for Christmas Is Ewe."
Johnny: I don't like this Christmas pudding.
Mother: Oh you don't like it? I'll have you know I was making Christmas puddings long before you were even born.
Johnny: Perhaps this is one of them.
Mother: Oh you don't like it? I'll have you know I was making Christmas puddings long before you were even born.
Johnny: Perhaps this is one of them.
Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner.
I said "That must have cost you a fortune!"
"No", she said, "I actually got it for a poultry amount".
I said "That must have cost you a fortune!"
"No", she said, "I actually got it for a poultry amount".
Why are elves such good friends?
Because they're never s-elf-ish.
Because they're never s-elf-ish.
What do you call a wet deer?
A raindeer.
A raindeer.
What do you get if you get a Christmas decoration stuck in your throat?
Tinsillitis!
Tinsillitis!
Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?
There's no need to do that they already have names.
There's no need to do that they already have names.
What do skunks use when wrapping their Christmas presents?
Smell-o-tape!
Smell-o-tape!
Why does Santa avoid eating junk food?
Because it's bad for your elf.
Because it's bad for your elf.
Real misery is when Christmastime has come and gone, but your relatives haven't.
What is the most popular Christmas carol in the desert?
"O camel ye faithful."
"O camel ye faithful."