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Christmas Jokes - Page 8 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
A mince spy.
What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
A dependent Claus.
What will Father Christmas suffer if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
Santa Claustrophobia.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.
Where do you go if you want to learn to be an elf?
To Santa Class.
To Santa Class.
What is the difference between Santa Claus and a dog?
Santa Claus wears his whole suit, a dog just pants.
Santa Claus wears his whole suit, a dog just pants.
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
The elf and safety officer.
Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
They are always dropping their needles.
They are always dropping their needles.
What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
A puddle!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?