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Christmas Jokes - Page 7 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
Rudolph's nose.
Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
That wraps things up for another year.
That wraps things up for another year.
How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
You can sense his presents.
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
Father Christmas on roller skates.
When delivering the presents, how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
Stacks of them.
What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
What is a football supporter's favorite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Yule never walk alone.
What is a favorite Christmas song in the UK?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Frank in Scents.