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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, June 29th, 2026

A man was out for a walk one day and on his travels he wandered through a farm. Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg! This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him about it.
"This be no ordinary pig" said the farmer. "For example, only two days ago there was a fire in the chicken shed when I was away from the farm. The pig noticed this and immediately went and let all the chickens out into the yard. He then phoned for the fire brigade and came straight back to hold the fire until they arrived!"
"And a few weeks ago, I was driving my tractor down a steep hill, when I lost control and the vehicle overturned - knocking me unconscious! The pig saw this, phoned for the ambulance and then rushed to the tractor and pulled me clear of the cab just before it set on fire."
The farmer was just about to launch into another tale when the man said "Yes yes, but what about the wooden leg?"
"Well" said the farmer "when you've got an pig as good as that, you don't eat it all at once!"

Here are some examples of the jokes we have for you

What Do You Get? Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A boa constructor.

Mother-In-Law Jokes

No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.

Jokes About Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver; she always slows down when going through a red light.

Jokes About Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Jokes About Work

He made so many mistakes at his last job that the government tried to hire him as a consultant.

Christmas Jokes

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

Did You Hear About? Jokes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer-Luck Holmes.

Jokes About Politicians

You can't fool all the people all the time, but if you can do it once every four years, you'll have a promising career ahead of you in politics.

Jokes About Boyfriends

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

British Humour

I work in a library, and today, this guy came up to me and said, 'Do you have a bookmark?'
I said, 'Yes, we have loads of them! But my name is John.'

Jokes About Marriage

Husband: 'Your birthday is coming up, so I'd like some idea of what you'd like for your birthday.'
Wife: 'I want a divorce!'
Pause.
Husband: 'I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much.'

Office Humor

A boss shows one of his staff his brand-new sports car.
'That is an amazing car,' the employee responds.
'Isn't it?' replies the boss. 'But if you can set your goals higher and work even harder this year, then I can get a much more expensive car next year.'
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