Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, June 21st, 2021

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Here are some random jokes

Jokes About Marriage

Jokes About Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
Jokes About Vampires

Jokes About Vampires

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
Jokes About Teachers

Jokes About Teachers

When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.
What Do? Jokes

What Do? Jokes

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Doctor: Face the window, would you? Now stick out your tongue.
Patient: But - Why am I facing the window?
Doctor: Because I don't like the man next door.
Funny Insults

Funny Insults

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users

Back Up My Hard Drive? I can't find the reverse switch!