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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, January 27th, 2022

What do you use when a tree gets a puncture?
A lumberjack.

Here are some random jokes

Jokes About Elephants

Jokes About Elephants

Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
Jokes About Vacations

Jokes About Vacations

'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
Jokes About Horses

Jokes About Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
Jokes About Fish

Jokes About Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
Why Do? Jokes

Why Do? Jokes

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Jokes About Car Drivers

Jokes About Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes

Change a Lightbulb Jokes

How many British trades unionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food

Jokes About Restaurants & Food

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.