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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, May 20th, 2025
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Here are some examples of the jokes we have for you
What Do You Get? Jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A boa constructor.Mother-In-Law Jokes
No man is really successful until his mother-in-law admits it.Jokes About Women Drivers
My wife is a careful driver; she always slows down when going through a red light.Jokes About Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.Jokes About Work
He made so many mistakes at his last job that the government tried to hire him as a consultant.Christmas Jokes
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.Did You Hear About? Jokes
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer-Luck Holmes.Jokes About Politicians
You can't fool all the people all the time, but if you can do it once every four years, you'll have a promising career ahead of you in politics.Jokes About Boyfriends
Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.British Humour
I work in a library, and today, this guy came up to me and said, 'Do you have a bookmark?'
I said, 'Yes, we have loads of them! But my name is John.'Jokes About Marriage
Husband: 'Your birthday is coming up, so I'd like some idea of what you'd like for your birthday.'
Wife: 'I want a divorce!'
Pause.
Husband: 'I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much.'Office Humor
A boss shows one of his staff his brand-new sports car.
'That is an amazing car,' the employee responds.
'Isn't it?' replies the boss. 'But if you can set your goals higher and work even harder this year, then I can get a much more expensive car next year.'© 2004 - 2025 Janim.net All Rights Reserved