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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, June 22nd, 2024

A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."

Here are some random jokes

Scottish Jokes and Humour

Scottish Jokes and Humour

A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn't changed either of them.
Jokes About Cows

Jokes About Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
Jokes About Girlfriends

Jokes About Girlfriends

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
Funny Definitions

Funny Definitions

Justice - a decision in your favor.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes

Change a Lightbulb Jokes

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

I don't care who you are, get those reindeer and that sleigh off my roof.
Jokes About Christmas

Jokes About Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.