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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories - Page 1
This is our collection of British humour for you to laugh at, be amused by, or simply be completely puzzled as to why the British should find any of these jokes and funny stories even remotely funny. Hopefully you will enjoy at least some of them. There are 200 jokes in this category.
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Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
He thought two eds were better than one.
What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
He was a good egg.
Submitted by: Joey
Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
An old banger.
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
Because they're crackers.
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.