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This is our collection of British humour for you to laugh at, be amused by, or simply be completely puzzled as to why the British should find any of these jokes and funny stories even remotely funny. Hopefully you will enjoy at least some of them. There are 196 jokes in this category.
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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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