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Here is our selection of American jokes and humor. We hope that you will find them entertaining. There are 52 jokes in this category.

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American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
Submitted by: Joe
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
Submitted by: George
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
American Humor - Jokes and Funny Stories
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city."
"Well Mr. Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election."

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