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I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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