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Here is more of our collection of jokes featuring the British style of humour (or humor if you are American). There are some really silly, stupid and corny British jokes and funny stories in this section.
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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Irish stew in the name of the law.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

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