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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What did Brian say when he wanted his older brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks?
Lego.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What purrs quietly along the road and leaves holes in your lawn?
A Moles Royce.

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