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My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
What did Brian say when he wanted his older brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks?
Lego.
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
What purrs quietly along the road and leaves holes in your lawn?
A Moles Royce.
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