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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What did Brian say when he wanted his older brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks?
Lego.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What purrs quietly along the road and leaves holes in your lawn?
A Moles Royce.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? "Sorry, it was a freak hic."
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

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