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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? "Sorry, it was a freak hic."
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about the man who entered a pun contest in a newspaper. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win the prize. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

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